I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am. 


cute lolita Slytherins being quietly manipulative because you catch more flies with honey than vinegar

muggleborn/half blood Slytherins selling ball point pens for a galleon each because pure bloods are so fucking sick of quills and never heard of biros before



I drew for a friend :^)


  • Slytherins and Hufflepuffs having some of the closest and friendliest inter-House relationships
  • Slytherins helping their Hufflepuff friends to get what they want without getting stepped on
  • Hufflepuffs calming their Slytherin friends down when they get too angry or go…
put a letter in my ask
‎A - Available?
B - Birthday?
C - Crushing on?
D - Drink you last had?
E - Easiest person to talk to?
F - Favourite song?
G - Grade i hated?
H - Hometown?
I - Icecream flavour?
J - Jellybean flavour?
K - Killed someone?
L- Longest friendship?
M - Milkshake flavour?
N - Number of siblings?
O - One wish?
P - Person who called me last?
Q - Question your always asked?
R - Reason to smile?
S - Song i last sung?
T - Time you woke up?
U - Umbrella colour?
V - Very best friend?
W - Which celebrity i’d marry?
X - X rays i had?
Y - Your last time you cried?
Z - Zodiac sign?
bored.....ask shit........need weird questions to sustain life support -------

100% tsundere.

Sorry for not posting too much besides well art related text posts dealing with certain stuff. I probably won’t be posting too much art stuff nowadays since I’m busy with other things. So might you see one thing at one time or a bunch of stuff the next.


I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism


Sometime around 2am, my cat Scrambles hit the space bar on my keyboard and iTunes started playing. I’d been practicing one of my acts before bed, so I had a playlist of just that song, entitled Spider Pussy. It played 85 times in a row, at full volume, with the windows open. The only lyrics in Spider Pussy are the words “spider pussy” over and over. Those words were probably sung 4500 times last night. There is no hope for any good relationship with my neighbors.



"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong…

none of these are technically wrong