I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am.
cute lolita Slytherins being quietly manipulative because you catch more flies with honey than vinegar
muggleborn/half blood Slytherins selling ball point pens for a galleon each because pure bloods are so fucking sick of quills and never heard of biros before
- Slytherins and Hufflepuffs having some of the closest and friendliest inter-House relationships
- Slytherins helping their Hufflepuff friends to get what they want without getting stepped on
- Hufflepuffs calming their Slytherin friends down when they get too angry or go…
I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
Sometime around 2am, my cat Scrambles hit the space bar on my keyboard and iTunes started playing. I’d been practicing one of my acts before bed, so I had a playlist of just that song, entitled Spider Pussy. It played 85 times in a row, at full volume, with the windows open. The only lyrics in Spider Pussy are the words “spider pussy” over and over. Those words were probably sung 4500 times last night. There is no hope for any good relationship with my neighbors.